bigstupidbaby: i like australia because we call things what they are. like what the fuck is a dime? its ten cents. a quarter? do you mean 25 cents we aint doing fractions here we are trying to buy some shit
sorry i only like boys i would never have a chance with
allmymetaphors: isn’t it weird as hell that you can think someone is the coolest person on earth and at the exact same time they can hate themselves
kenzis: so apparently kevin rudd changed his stance on gay marriage because of ‘a personal journey’ kev got the d KEVIN 07
I like drinking coffee alone, and reading alone. I like riding the bus alone, and walking home alone. I like eating alone, and listening to music alone. It gives me time to think, and set my mind free. But when I see a mother with her child, a girl with her lover, or a friend laughing with their best friend, I realize that even though I like being alone, I don’t fancy being lonely. The sky...
fatwink: this site is kinda boring unless you’re getting attention 24/7 tbh
luciferspenis: pretty sure natasha has the best ass in the world im gonna name one of my buttcheeks emma
slydig: there will only be 7 planets left after i destroy uranus
Plot Twist: Stark Industries buys Tumblr. We all get free issue laptops with fantastic WiFi.
luciferspenis replied to your video u guys are socute one day we will fluffy bunny together :)
not-photogenic: there are actually more beliebers than canadians he could take over canada if he wanted to “that country i came from? MINE NOW” actually no. Even twitter announced that over half of his followers are fake accounts and deactive accounts. you are wrong i am right.
There are girls out there that are women whom are almost twice as big as me but have flat stomachs…. this isnt fair.
imawanchor: dylanofryin: actual picture of actual one direction fans it’s like a scene from a zombie movie
boy: shit baby you're so wet already
girl: that's actually just vaginal discharge and my body is cleansing itself from bacteria and dead cells to prevent infection and to maintain optimal reproductive health i'm not even all that turned on right now and i would prefer to go get some food or something