Acid Drop Zone

akwardclumsyreckless:

persianprincessxo:

noregretsinlife:

candyislove:

fashion-galore:

tezrex:

aleetsaab:

vangpaying:

xoitsbrittany:

crunch-:

• STAGE 1:1-3 months = The Honeymoon Stage:
  Everything seems perfect, both are happy and feeling “in love”. You share moments, dates, and just having fun with each other, sharing laughs and giggles. It’s like nothing could stop you. Your feelings are infinite, and for once you’re thinking ”This may work out..” and seems like nothing could go wrong. You spend hours getting ready before going out with this person.
  
  
  • *If your relationship ended in this stage - Most likely, both rushed into the relationship too fast. Being together was all too sudden and just for the moment. When one starts noticing the flaws, one gets a choice to move foward, or  back away. Being friends has a high percentage of working out, but nothing to stress over. Both maybe just need the time to know one another more.

• STAGE 2: 4-6 months = The Bumpy Road:
  Things are going okay now. The relationship is calm and settled; both are still mostly happy. Had a couple arguments and disagreements here and there, nothing huge. Start to notice some of each other’s flaws and aspects of their personality not seen before, but still truely care for one another.
  
  
  • *If your relationship ended in this stage - You truly cared about this person. You had the energy to fight for this person, yet, you feel as if something was lacking, something was missing, it doesn’t feel right, one isn’t happy. When one isn’t happy, one tends to walk away to seek their new happiness. Being friends is still a possibility.

• STAGE 3: 7-12 months = The Rocky Mountain:
  You start to realize who your partner really is. A few more arguements may occur. Problems with jealously. Over protectiveness may rise. Other people may come in the picture. The “in love” momments start to decrease, but you feel as if, you’ve “fallin in love”. You tend to have this energy inside to strive and “make it work”, you feel more comfortable being around this person, feeling more of yourself.
  
  
  • *If your relationship ends in this stage - You feel as if you’re hurt- depending on the circumstance. You were so sure that that person was “the one”. You were so SURE that he/she was different. But like a cancer, a problem that may have happened; a small issue, grew into something larger that took over what was made between two people. You still miss this person from time to time. You still remember the memories. Being friends may be difficult right away, but over time, you slowly mature up, and learn the reality of it.

• STAGE 4: 1 year or more = The Long Road:
• 1 2 3 4 5 years huh? This person truly means something to you. You are “in love” with this person. He/She made a difference in your life. No one else knows you more than this person. You guys have been through the good, the bad, the ugly, and still strive to make it last.
  
  • If your relationship ends at this stage - You feel heart broken; it’s tough. You can’t sleep, can’t eat, you miss him/her, you try to move on, you try meeting new people, but seems like nothing works. For whatever reason for the split, it must’ve been something important, or something must have been so wrong that it took over. Being “just friends” is impossible, because if you tried to be friends, you can’t think of them in any other way besides the one you once “loved” .

makeityourday:

• YOU SEE A DINOSAUR COCKROACH YOU STEP ON THE FREAKING THING, YOU PUSSY. you will never make it in australia if you cannot handle large bugs.
• That chainsaw in your roof? it’s a possum. live with it or climb in there and get it out yourself.
• be prepared to be stopped by the FRUIT POLICE. seriously. at every state border. you could have crack and guns in your car and they’ll be all “move that shit out of the way, gotta check for bananas”
• don’t look at the people in sydney weirdly when they offer you a coat when the temperature gets below 27 degrees celsius. 
• when you get a blue bottle (which you inevitably will if you holiday or move near the coast) stop screaming and jumping like a little bitch. PEEL IT OFF and then get that shit in some vinegar.
• don’t be offended when people push you over
• don’t go to kings cross at night until you have at least 5 solid pieces of visible evidence that you are one hardcore mofo.
• if you go to kings cross at night without the above preparations, call everyone you love before departing.
• don’t send your children to a school where healthy harold will go, i mean come on. a guy in an animal suit teaching children about their bodies in a windowless van.
• for god’s sake, keep your shoes on.
• don’t pull any crocodile dundee jokes
• don’t act surprised when we go places like normal people instead of riding our kangaroos.
• don’t act surprised when you find no wombats, kangaroos, koalas etc at all in the main cities, similarly in the suburbs with the exception of those f&!king possums.
• and finally DO NOT TRY TO IMITATE THE ACCENT. 

LOL… so true 

Fakkin accurate mate.

Also. Mim. Roaches. GTFO My country.

HEALTHY HAROLD. Oh dear, that brings back memories.

 And beware of drop bears?

 YES!

Is Healthy Harold like Constable Care? We never had him in WA.

drop bears!