Acid Drop Zone

sisterspock:

itsmy-superman:

1. Don’t have sex.

• Seriously.

2. Don’t go out with people you’ve just met that day.

• I don’t care how good he says his weed is
• he is cuckoo bananas
• and he wants you dead.

3. Don’t go to camp. Especially one where someone was murdered.

• There are six words you should YouTube, should you get the chance
• “Kevin Bacon in Friday the 13th”

4. Find a good hiding place and STAY. THERE.

• If the killer can’t see you or hear you WHY WOULD YOU MOVE?
• Possibly the easiest rule to follow and, ironically enough, the easiest to break.

5. Always wear sensible shoes, ‘cause you never know when you’ll need to run through the woods.

• Someone will always be barefoot
• Or in heels
• Or just plain clumsy
• And will sprain their ankles
• And die.

6. If the town looks deserted, it’s probably because everyone is dead.

• Don’t walk around looking for people
• House of Wax, anyone?

7. Don’t be a hero.

• Unless you’re name is Harry Fucking Potter, you will die.
• Hell, maybe even then.
• I mean.

8. If you hear something creepy in the distance, like a dog’s yelp cut off mid-bark, don’t investigate.

• The killer is there.
• Also your dog is dead.

9. Always check the backseat before entering your vehicle.

• The last thing you need is to be killed while trying to merge on the expressway.

10. If your car breaks down in front of a dilapidated gas station, don’t ask a sketchy-looking townie for help.

• Some part of your body will wind up in his pick-up truck

11. Don’t go into the basement.

• They are creepy enough without you dying in one.

12. If you’re trying to buy a house and the real estate agent won’t answer any direct questions about either the history of the home or the previous tenants, DO NOT MOVE IN.

• At some point, someone in the house heard voices and cracked.

13. Turn off the television (and run away) if a girl crawls out of it.

• It is obviously your wisest choice.
• SEE ALSO: poltergeist, daughter trapped in tv because of.

14. If the walls of your house bleed, do not attempt an exorcism. 

• Move very very far away
• Because there’s blood on your walls.
• Blood.
• Your
• Walls
• Are 
• Bleeding.

15. Don’t act like a detective.

• Some crazy Japanese kid who meows like a cat will attack you in a closet.
• If you live, awesome story to tell your friend, right?
• But if you die, it is like the opposite of awesome.

16. Google the location you’ll be vacationing at.

• If more than five reports for “Missing Persons” pops up, you know not to go there.
• Issue. Solved.

17. Don’t get drunk. Or come under the influence of any mind-altering drug.

• Running away from a killer is that much harder when you’re tipsy and giggling.

18. If you see someone in a mask, don’t assume it’s one of your friends playing a trick on you to scare you.

• It is the killer.
• ALSO: laughing while saying, “Tommy, is that you in that stupid mask? Oh, I’m so-o-o-o-o scared!” is not conducive to your surviving.
• Killer’s are very sensitive about their disguises.

19. Don’t take a shower.

• ONLY APPLIES IF:
• It’s past midnight at the campground you and your sorority sisters are staying at or
• The lock to the door doesn’t work and you hear creepy piano music

AND THE LAST AND MOST IMPORTANT:

20. If the call is coming from inside the house, get out.

• Clearly the killer is not outside, now is he———————————-___________________

graduated high school.
smoked a cigarette.
gotten so drunk you passed out.
ridden every ride at an amusement park.
collected something really stupid.
gone fishing
watched four movies in one night.
gone long periods of time without sleep.
lied to someone.
snorted cocaine.
failed a class.
been in a car accident.
been in a tornado.
done drugs.
watched someone die.
been to a funeral.
burned yourself
run a marathon.
cried yourself to sleep.
spent over $200 in one day. 
flown on a plane.
written a 10 page letter.
gone skiing.
been sailing.
lost someone you love
had a best friend.
shoplifted something.
been to jail.
dangerously close to being in jail.
had detention.
skipped school. 
got in trouble for something you didn’t do.
stolen books from the library. 
gone to a different country.
dropped out of school.
been in a mental hospital.
watched the “harry potter” movies.
had an online diary.
fired a gun. 
gambled in a casino.
had a yard sale.
had a lemonade stand
actually made money at the lemonade stand
been in a school play.
taken a lie detector test. 
swam with dolphins.
gone to sea world.
voted for someone on a reality tv show.
written poetry.
read more than 20 books a year
gone to europe.
used a coloring book over age 12.
had surgery.
had stitches
taken a taxi.
seen the washington monument.
had more than 5 im’s/online conversations going at once.
overdosed.
had a drug or alcohol problem.
been in a fist fight.
suffered any form of abuse
had a hamster.
pet a wild animal.
used a credit card.
gone surfing in california.
done “spirit day” at school.
dyed your hair. 
gotten a tattoo.
had something pierced. 
gotten straight a’s.
been on the honor roll.
known someone with hiv or aids.
taken pictures with a webcam.
started a fire
gotten caught having/going to a party while parents were gone.

hisgirl30:

Ants Problem : Ants hate cucumbers. Keep the skin of cucumbers near the place or ant hole.

To get pure and clean ice : Boil water first before freezing.

To make the mirror shine : Clean with alcohol

To remove chewing gum from clothes : Keep the cloth in the freezer for an hour.

To whiten white clothes : Soak white clothes in hot water with a slice of lemon for 10 minutes

To give a shine to hair : Add one teaspoon of vinegar to hair, then wash hair.

To avoid tears while cutting onions : Chew gum.

To remove ink from clothes : Put toothpaste on the ink spots generously and let it dry completely, then wash.

To get rid of mice or rats : sprinkle black pepper in places where you find mice or rats. They will run away.

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xoitsbrittany:

crunch-:

• STAGE 1:1-3 months = The Honeymoon Stage:
  Everything seems perfect, both are happy and feeling “in love”. You share moments, dates, and just having fun with each other, sharing laughs and giggles. It’s like nothing could stop you. Your feelings are infinite, and for once you’re thinking ”This may work out..” and seems like nothing could go wrong. You spend hours getting ready before going out with this person.
  
  
  • *If your relationship ended in this stage - Most likely, both rushed into the relationship too fast. Being together was all too sudden and just for the moment. When one starts noticing the flaws, one gets a choice to move foward, or  back away. Being friends has a high percentage of working out, but nothing to stress over. Both maybe just need the time to know one another more.

• STAGE 2: 4-6 months = The Bumpy Road:
  Things are going okay now. The relationship is calm and settled; both are still mostly happy. Had a couple arguments and disagreements here and there, nothing huge. Start to notice some of each other’s flaws and aspects of their personality not seen before, but still truely care for one another.
  
  
  • *If your relationship ended in this stage - You truly cared about this person. You had the energy to fight for this person, yet, you feel as if something was lacking, something was missing, it doesn’t feel right, one isn’t happy. When one isn’t happy, one tends to walk away to seek their new happiness. Being friends is still a possibility.

• STAGE 3: 7-12 months = The Rocky Mountain:
  You start to realize who your partner really is. A few more arguements may occur. Problems with jealously. Over protectiveness may rise. Other people may come in the picture. The “in love” momments start to decrease, but you feel as if, you’ve “fallin in love”. You tend to have this energy inside to strive and “make it work”, you feel more comfortable being around this person, feeling more of yourself.
  
  
  • *If your relationship ends in this stage - You feel as if you’re hurt- depending on the circumstance. You were so sure that that person was “the one”. You were so SURE that he/she was different. But like a cancer, a problem that may have happened; a small issue, grew into something larger that took over what was made between two people. You still miss this person from time to time. You still remember the memories. Being friends may be difficult right away, but over time, you slowly mature up, and learn the reality of it.

• STAGE 4: 1 year or more = The Long Road:
• 1 2 3 4 5 years huh? This person truly means something to you. You are “in love” with this person. He/She made a difference in your life. No one else knows you more than this person. You guys have been through the good, the bad, the ugly, and still strive to make it last.
  
  • If your relationship ends at this stage - You feel heart broken; it’s tough. You can’t sleep, can’t eat, you miss him/her, you try to move on, you try meeting new people, but seems like nothing works. For whatever reason for the split, it must’ve been something important, or something must have been so wrong that it took over. Being “just friends” is impossible, because if you tried to be friends, you can’t think of them in any other way besides the one you once “loved” .

makeityourday:

• YOU SEE A DINOSAUR COCKROACH YOU STEP ON THE FREAKING THING, YOU PUSSY. you will never make it in australia if you cannot handle large bugs.
• That chainsaw in your roof? it’s a possum. live with it or climb in there and get it out yourself.
• be prepared to be stopped by the FRUIT POLICE. seriously. at every state border. you could have crack and guns in your car and they’ll be all “move that shit out of the way, gotta check for bananas”
• don’t look at the people in sydney weirdly when they offer you a coat when the temperature gets below 27 degrees celsius. 
• when you get a blue bottle (which you inevitably will if you holiday or move near the coast) stop screaming and jumping like a little bitch. PEEL IT OFF and then get that shit in some vinegar.
• don’t be offended when people push you over
• don’t go to kings cross at night until you have at least 5 solid pieces of visible evidence that you are one hardcore mofo.
• if you go to kings cross at night without the above preparations, call everyone you love before departing.
• don’t send your children to a school where healthy harold will go, i mean come on. a guy in an animal suit teaching children about their bodies in a windowless van.
• for god’s sake, keep your shoes on.
• don’t pull any crocodile dundee jokes
• don’t act surprised when we go places like normal people instead of riding our kangaroos.
• don’t act surprised when you find no wombats, kangaroos, koalas etc at all in the main cities, similarly in the suburbs with the exception of those f&!king possums.
• and finally DO NOT TRY TO IMITATE THE ACCENT. 

LOL… so true 

Fakkin accurate mate.

Also. Mim. Roaches. GTFO My country.

HEALTHY HAROLD. Oh dear, that brings back memories.

 And beware of drop bears?

 YES!

Is Healthy Harold like Constable Care? We never had him in WA.

drop bears!

• You check your phone, because you have nothing to contribute to the conversation.
• Wait for the right time to say something, you get interrupted. Twice.
• Someone you vaguely know is walking in front of you. You maintain distance.
• Hold the door for some. They’re slightly too far away.
• Someone comes online, you say “hey”, they go offline.
• You go in for the high-five. Other person isn’t looking.
• Accidentally look someone in the eye. Pretend to look past them.
• You say something stupid. You play it down, but everyone sees your face going red.
• You say “hi” to someone. It comes out as a whisper.
• Your friends formed a circle while you were gone. You can’t fit and end up standing slightly askew.
• Waiting by yourself for friends. Pretend you’re texting.
• You tell a hilarious joke. Nobody laughs.
• You’re in class and you want to cough. Some other person just coughed, now you have to wait.
• Walk into the restrooms and the stalls are full; pretend you only came here to wash your hands then leave.
• The person in front is walking slightly slower than you are. You walk at an uncomfortable speed to get past them.

boazpriestly:

I mean, that is how Cas learns. He takes pop culture way too seriously and doesn’t know when to not do something. So of course if he’s just discovered porn he’s going to think that’s how it works in real life. Dean and Sam didn’t really explain to him other wise. I mean the angel just got his first boner, it’s like he just his puberty after 2000 years. There are some new emotions/hormones he’s feeling. And if anything, Cas is based around his emotions. He feels way more than his brothers ans sisters. So for Meg to just kiss him in the midst of Cas just discovering a desire for sex, it makes sense that he’s going to want to reciprocate and act out what he’s learned. Cas really is no different than a human teenager at the moment. 

this ^

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Graduated High School. Kissed Someone. Smoked a cigarette. Got so drunk you passed out. Rode every ride at an amusement park. Collected something really stupid. Gone to a rock concert. Helped someone. Gone fishing. Watched four movies in one night. Gone long periods of time with out sleep. Lied to someone. Snorted cocaine. Failed a class. Smoked weed. Dealt drugs. Been in a car accident. Been in a tornado. Done hard drugs (i.e. ecstasy, heroin, crack, meth, acid). Watched someone die. Been to a funeral. Burned yourself. Ran a marathon. Cried yourself to sleep. Flown on a plane. Cheated on someone. Been cheated on. Written a 10 page letter. Gone skiing. Been sailing. Cut yourself. Had a best friend. Lost someone you loved. Shoplifted something. Been to jail. Dangerously close to being in jail. Had detention. Skipped school. Got in trouble for something you didn’t do. Stolen books from the library. Gone to a different country. Dropped out of school. Been in a mental hospital. Watched the “Harry Potter” movies. Had an online diary. Fired a gun. Gambled in a casino. Had a yard sale. Had a lemonade stand. Actually made money at the lemonade stand. Been in a school play. Been fired from a job. Taken a lie detector test. Swam with dolphins. Gone to sea world. Voted for someone on a reality TV show. Written poetry. Read more than 20 books a year. Loved someone you shouldn’t have. Used a coloring book over age 13. Had surgery. Had stitches. Taken a taxi. Seen the Washington Monument. Had more than 5 IM’s/online conversations going at once. Overdosed. Had a drug or alcohol problem. Been in a fist fight. Suffered any form of abuse. Had a hamster. Petted a wild animal. Used a credit card. Gone surfing in California. Did “spirit day” at school. Dyed your hair. Got a tattoo. Had something pierced. Got straight A’s. Been on the Honor Roll. Known someone with HIV or AIDS. Taken pictures with a webcam. Started a fire. Gotten caught having a party while parents were gone away

Started off as a one night stand. Lingered to a fling.
The sirens and the sergeants didn’t seem to mean a thing.
Hide your fangs all you want, you still need the blood.
Tell us that its different now, you’re up to no good.

Take my hand, show me the way, we are the children that fell from…