lordoftheinternet: I need to stop falling in internet love with people and being so creepy all the time.
boys: dude i've fucked like 20 girls
everyone: whoa bro get some
girls: i've had sex with like 5 guys
everyone: you fucking slut
me: one time i hugged a tree at camp
cj-sewerz: fuckingfaggotttt: shut the fuck up shut the fuck up i fuckin’ love that panda. spirit animal.