July 2012
If I was a bird, I’d fly into a ceiling fan.
– Red Foreman
i’m sure sucking a dick is wonderful
– Ben tastesgooddontit (via lordoftheinternet)
p1ssblog:
I want a list of everyone who has ever masturbated to me
porn4ladies:
I DON’T TRUST PEOPLE WHO DON’T MASTURBATE
does anyone else BECOME snoop dog when they smoke?
i am so black right now.
skiidz:
camer0nn:
best office moment ever hands down
i remember watching this when it aired after the super bowl like 2 years ago and i’ve watched the office ever since omg
Fuckin hilarious
laughcentre:
don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes
virginclub:
eat mac and cheese off of my naked body
lordoftheinternet:
ben teaches me how to talk like a duck
SO SHORT!
buried-alive-at-birth asked: Tash, Y U NO FOLLOW BACK?
Bored
Bored
Bored
Bored
Bored
Bored
Bored
Horny
Bored
Bored
OKAY TUMBLR. IT'S TIME TO SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR...
batmansymbol:
Reblog this if you pronounce “.gif” as “GIF.”
NOT JIF,
GIF.
And here is the link for the opposite.
WE SHALL SEE WHICH ONE PREVAILS.
blacktwink:
cum on a picture of me and i’ll follow u back
wvnderbar:
this is a guy’s definition of curvy
this is a girl’s definition of curvy
just an observation