If I was a bird, I’d fly into a ceiling fan.– Red Foreman
i’m sure sucking a dick is wonderful– Ben tastesgooddontit (via lordoftheinternet)
p1ssblog: I want a list of everyone who has ever masturbated to me
porn4ladies: I DON’T TRUST PEOPLE WHO DON’T MASTURBATE
does anyone else BECOME snoop dog when they smoke? i am so black right now.
skiidz: camer0nn: best office moment ever hands down i remember watching this when it aired after the super bowl like 2 years ago and i’ve watched the office ever since omg Fuckin hilarious
laughcentre: don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes
virginclub: eat mac and cheese off of my naked body
lordoftheinternet: ben teaches me how to talk like a duck SO SHORT!
buried-alive-at-birth asked: Tash, Y U NO FOLLOW BACK?
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batmansymbol: Reblog this if you pronounce “.gif” as “GIF.” NOT JIF, GIF. And here is the link for the opposite. WE SHALL SEE WHICH ONE PREVAILS.
blacktwink: cum on a picture of me and i’ll follow u back
wvnderbar: this is a guy’s definition of curvy this is a girl’s definition of curvy just an observation